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When President Theodore Roosevelt heard of the timely destruction of The Shaft Sounds Off!'s studio, he announced plans for a new one to be built IMMEDIATELY. Three years later, ground was broken on the new studio. For the special occassion, the World's Largest Crane With An American Flag Wrapped Around It was brought to the festivities. The Shaft's new studio was erected in March 1904, where it employed lots of guys with really curly mustaches. CONTINUE.